My wife needs a big hot sausage to go between her thick Asian buns.
Fun fact: I eat 3k calories a day
all calories went to the 🍑
I enjoy "sausage" (m)ore than bacon, (f)or a bright & sunny 🌞 Sunday morning breakfast
I haven't really done anything today other than masturbate and eat an entire pizza (with extra sausage). I made this album so Reddit can commend me on my hard work and justi[f]y my day. Come on Reddit. Help a girl out.
So that's what you meant by eating my sausage
Been a long day. Burned a ton of calories. My bod is showing it. (F)
Sausage breakfast
sakura hibiki with sausage in the mouth{dumbbell nan kilo moteru?} (ataruman)
Me at a restaurant... yes I’ll have the eggs with a side of sausage links... Waiter: How would you like your eggs? Me: FERTILIZED [insert awkward wink]
Cranky due to lack of bloody carbs in aus (for real, i just want my potatoes and pasta ya drongos) so here are my melons. Enjoy!
