The kids have had me running around like a chicken with my head cut off! No worries though, I found my head.... and my boobs too 😜 [F37]
Check on your mom friends. We are NOT okay and need extra chicken nuggets and vodka [f]
And just how the fuck am I supposed to fry bacon?
Boob or pasta? ;)
[F19] Chicken breasts sold out at Walmart? You can have my breasts instead 😜
Challenge Accepted! He said I couldn't make him come super fast... winner winner chicken dinner 😆. Source in comments.
No bacon here
Can I be your local chicken farmer? I sure know how to raise a cock 🐓
Want some bacon, eggs, biscuits...and booty?? 🥓F37]
Maybe pasta
I just ate way too much pasta. 🙃
I enjoy "sausage" (m)ore than bacon, (f)or a bright & sunny 🌞 Sunday morning breakfast
Eat me like fried chicken 😜
An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?
Bacon and Boobs. Happy Monday yall!
OC - Do you like bacon??
Enjoying her pasta
The Chicken and the Fox
slurp it like it’s pasta 🍝
Just... the whole chicken?
Cranky due to lack of bloody carbs in aus (for real, i just want my potatoes and pasta ya drongos) so here are my melons. Enjoy!
