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The kids have had me running around like a chicken with my head cut off! No worries though, I found my head.... and my boobs too ๐Ÿ˜œ [F37]

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Check on your mom friends. We are NOT okay and need extra chicken nuggets and vodka [f]

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And just how the fuck am I supposed to fry bacon?

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Boob or pasta? ;)

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[F19] Chicken breasts sold out at Walmart? You can have my breasts instead ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Challenge Accepted! He said I couldn't make him come super fast... winner winner chicken dinner ๐Ÿ˜†. Source in comments.

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No bacon here

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Can I be your local chicken farmer? I sure know how to raise a cock ๐Ÿ“

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Want some bacon, eggs, biscuits...and booty?? ๐Ÿฅ“F37]

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Maybe pasta

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I just ate way too much pasta. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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I enjoy "sausage" (m)ore than bacon, (f)or a bright & sunny ๐ŸŒž Sunday morning breakfast

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Eat me like fried chicken ๐Ÿ˜œ

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An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?

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Bacon and Boobs. Happy Monday yall!

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OC - Do you like bacon??

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Enjoying her pasta

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The Chicken and the Fox

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slurp it like itโ€™s pasta ๐Ÿ

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Just... the whole chicken?

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Cranky due to lack of bloody carbs in aus (for real, i just want my potatoes and pasta ya drongos) so here are my melons. Enjoy!

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