The kids have had me running around like a chicken with my head cut off! No worries though, I found my head.... and my boobs too 😜 [F37]
My wife needs a big hot sausage to go between her thick Asian buns.
Check on your mom friends. We are NOT okay and need extra chicken nuggets and vodka [f]
Just look at the size of those meatballs..
[F19] Chicken breasts sold out at Walmart? You can have my breasts instead 😜
Challenge Accepted! He said I couldn't make him come super fast... winner winner chicken dinner 😆. Source in comments.
Can I be your local chicken farmer? I sure know how to raise a cock 🐓
I enjoy "sausage" (m)ore than bacon, (f)or a bright & sunny 🌞 Sunday morning breakfast
Eat me like fried chicken 😜
An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?
I haven't really done anything today other than masturbate and eat an entire pizza (with extra sausage). I made this album so Reddit can commend me on my hard work and justi[f]y my day. Come on Reddit. Help a girl out.
So that's what you meant by eating my sausage
The Chicken and the Fox
Just... the whole chicken?
Sausage breakfast
Rolling some meatballs
sakura hibiki with sausage in the mouth{dumbbell nan kilo moteru?} (ataruman)
Me at a restaurant... yes I’ll have the eggs with a side of sausage links... Waiter: How would you like your eggs? Me: FERTILIZED [insert awkward wink]
