The kids have had me running around like a chicken with my head cut off! No worries though, I found my head.... and my boobs too 😜 [F37]
Check on your mom friends. We are NOT okay and need extra chicken nuggets and vodka [f]
[F19] Chicken breasts sold out at Walmart? You can have my breasts instead 😜
Challenge Accepted! He said I couldn't make him come super fast... winner winner chicken dinner 😆. Source in comments.
Can I be your local chicken farmer? I sure know how to raise a cock 🐓
Eat me like fried chicken 😜
An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?
The Chicken and the Fox
Just... the whole chicken?