[oc] [f] I taste so good, you’ll want the recipe. delicious dirty panties. 💋 💋 💋
The kids have had me running around like a chicken with my head cut off! No worries though, I found my head.... and my boobs too 😜 [F37]
It's my first cake day! I baked you a gi[f] 🍰
Check on your mom friends. We are NOT okay and need extra chicken nuggets and vodka [f]
[F19] Chicken breasts sold out at Walmart? You can have my breasts instead 😜
Challenge Accepted! He said I couldn't make him come super fast... winner winner chicken dinner 😆. Source in comments.
Can I be your local chicken farmer? I sure know how to raise a cock 🐓
Bday cake baked in underwear was my only request
Freshly baked creampie 😍
Eat me like fried chicken 😜
An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?
I’ve baked a little snack for you 😌
Can I interest you in some [f]reshly baked buns this morning!? 😈 🥯
All the alcohol and baked goods have officially made me quaran-jiggly.
The Chicken and the Fox
Just... the whole chicken?
