My first NSFW post ever, featuring my ball python, Althea [?]
Connie Booth (Monty Python, Fawlty Towers)
Webster’s dictionary defines “wife” as: A woman, with the job of making her husbands cock hard, but not his life. Additionally, she must keep his tummy full, and his balls empty.😉
She’s the Webster’s dictionary definition of Perfection! 👌🏻