The kids have had me running around like a chicken with my head cut off! No worries though, I found my head.... and my boobs too 😜 [F37]
Check on your mom friends. We are NOT okay and need extra chicken nuggets and vodka [f]
[F19] Chicken breasts sold out at Walmart? You can have my breasts instead 😜
Challenge Accepted! He said I couldn't make him come super fast... winner winner chicken dinner 😆. Source in comments.
Can I be your local chicken farmer? I sure know how to raise a cock 🐓
Eat me like fried chicken 😜
An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?
Kristy Swanson (2000)
Kristy Swanson
The Chicken and the Fox
Just... the whole chicken?
Kristy Swanson (the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer) in the November 2002 issue of Playboy.
“History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.”-Ron Swanson Happy 4th from a first time verified poster🇺🇸 (F25)
Kristy Swanson
