
Ass so big it can be a flotation device

Floatation device

Flotation device

[F] Is that a handheld Portal device in your pocket or are you just GLaDOS to see me?

You have a device that can stop time for everybody there except for you. What'll u do ?

get yourself a roommate embarrassment prevention device for when you're jilling off, I can scream as loud as I want!

Poetic Dominance

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Flotation device?

🌹 my ass is poetic as hell 🌹