Be my Superman? (Or my Lois Lane tbh, I’d pre[f]er that😂)
Eat me like fried chicken 😜
An accurate depiction of a Friday night with u/HunginLA88...fried chicken and a fat cock what did you guys get into this weekend?
How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?
Let me come over to your house and fondle your salty nuts like I’m a skippy peanut butter factory, owned and operated by hormel foods, located in Little Rock, Arkansas. pumping out a plethora of units per day. 🥜