Don’t you hate when you are trying to workout at home but something keeps popping up? 🙄
You sure you just wanna watch some Netflix tonight dude?
Fuck the Netflix tonight bro let’s have some fun 😈
Tryna figure out wtf to do with this now all night?
Anyone else knob hungry?
I think I’ve given up underwear completely at this point.
When I think of all these years wasted wearing underwear dude smh
Anyone else gettin a little stoned, boned and horny?
Just hanging out in my longjohns
Remind me again why wearing underwear was once a thing 🤔
(37) first post here down for some Saturday nite 😈
(37)Another weekend spent Commando in my sweatpants
Got your bulge pillow all set up for your nap dude 😊
(37) Could use some help here flattening out this curve tonight
(37) Hope us older skinny dudes are cool here too.
(37) Screw it we goin Freeballin today
Anything lick-able here for ya dude?
(37) Lets get started early this morning
i’m just a stoner, standing in front of you, with a very hard boner
Let’s beat some crime and some cock tonite dude
(37) Not much room for underwear anyways while I ‘m going grocery shopping today.
Feeling slutty and stuck inside on a Saturday nite SUCKS!!
(37) These kinds of weeks can really make me miss cuddling the most sometimes 🙃
Happy Pride Month dudes 🌈
Anyone hungry for some stoner sausage?
(37) Any fans of some grown up nerd dick here?
Anyone up for some nerdy boner tonight?
[37]Anyone else too horny to sleep? dms open
[37] Pretty baked and horny after a late night workout
[37]Can I feed anyone who’s feelin a little cock hungry tonite?
Who wanna swap dicks?
[37] Hey maybe we can help each other out this morning
Cock has got some weight to it this morning
Any other horny weedwackers in da house tonite? ;)
Just dangling a line out here folks 🎣
Grab the Doritos and I got everything else we gonna need dude ;)
It is universally accepted scientific fact that stoner dick tastes 154% better than normal 😎
Having a pretty fulll morning so far ;)
Can I interest anyone in a nice long late nite snack? (;
Cock poppin right out of my joggershorts
